My mom worked for Orion Pictures in the 80s. Chuck Norris was in her building for lone wolf McQuade. My moms boss told Chuck “ you have to go see my assistant, she loves you so much”
So Chuck Norris went and laid across my mom’s desk and said “so I hear you love me”. My mom said she was so star struck she could barely speak.
by Silence-Doowrong
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My mother also is embarrassed by the face she was making in this picture but she said didn’t realize she was doing it.
Your Mom looks so giddy! It’s so cute! RIP Chuck
Lmao! What a move from Chuck. He seemed to be quite the ladies man.
I’ll bet she has a good Chuck Norris joke.
Do you look more like her or Chuck?
Devoted MAGA, rabid birther conspiracist (racist), homophobe, creationist
Your mom looks like James Gandolfini.
She’s lucky she survived that hug!!!
Dad?
How have you enjoyed your 42 years on earth so far?
She has been blessed!
Sorry about your dad 🙁
should be marker nsfw
Was he a bigot then too?
Edit: I looked it up and yeah, he was a bigot back then too. 🤣
*your parents
Are you fascists too, or was she unaware of his stance then?
He was basically halfway through his life when this picture was taken.
He actually died in 83′. It just took the grim Reaper 23 years to work up the courage to collect him.
That was back when he was getting rich off the total gym that was being made in china. After he got rich he rallied against manufacturing outside the US. He took a strong stand when it was easy for him to do it. Just like with everything he ever did.
God bless your mom and Orion for all that they’ve given us. what a studio.
*Your parents
Chuck Norris is a MAGA chud
It’s not many people who have a photo of the exact moment that they were conceived.
Did she really like Chuck Norris, or did she just take this pic for the kicks?
Is your mom MAGA too?
